Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.

Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!

by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025

Toby

A person who will block you for saying sorry

Person 1: sorry
Toby: (gets their crush to tell you to fuck off)

by Kakapiss June 21, 2022

Tobi

A Person that always tries to make you laugh. Can be annoying some times but tries his best not to. He is a loyal friend and he will always protect you against anything with everything he has. Even his enemies. He has to fight some demons but always with a smile. When you see a Tobi in your life tread him with respect and he will treat you with respect too. If a Tobi feel in love with you he will always love you for who you are. That's just what Tobi's do.

Person 1:"Who would die for you?"
Person 2: "Probably Tobi."

by Ghost rider 10 November 20, 2021

Tobied

To become extremely high from the inhalation of Marijuana Smoke.

*takes giant bong rip* "Goddamn, I am f*cking Tobied."

by VesuvianRocket September 27, 2019

King Toby

King Toby is practically loyalty. Although sometimes socially awkward, he is the life of every party he’s invited to. He complains about how he used to younger and lighter instead of being a man and climbing up the bunk bed ladder. Round face. If you have a King Toby in your life, consider yourself lucky and very unlucky at the same time

Example 1: “King Toby was complaining about how he couldn’t get up that hill again”
Example 2: “King Toby, you’ll never be as good as Bill Wailey”
Example 3: “The two loudest noises in the world are a volcanic eruption and King Toby’s snoring”

by iztheman July 6, 2021

Toby

toby is sad and likes tyler the creator

yo why is toby such a bitch?

hes not that much of a badass actually hes only here cause he ran away cause some shit happend back home

yo what happend?

by eatyouout4free January 6, 2023

TOBY

Toby is a boy. Is not gay. Likes to play rocket league. is considerably very good at it. Has very good taste in music. Kind of a bully sometimes but that`s okay :

toby likes ....

by PAHAHAHA January 13, 2021