Dog

to fall asleep on someone, either while on the phone (texting or calling) or to physically fall asleep on them

"Sorry I dogged you last night"
"Do you mind if I dog right now"

by doodlebarry July 12, 2017

Dog

100% better than a human and the best friend you will ever get

Guys my dog just ran into a fence

by CaptainBrexit69420 January 11, 2020

Dog

The best thing to ever happen to this planet.

I love life because it has so many dogs in it.

by OofSquad October 19, 2017

dog

A crazy thing that drools a lot.Man's best friend.Men must be insane.Some are couch potatoes.Others are crazy,hyperactive killer robots.That's cool.Not as a cool as a cat,though.

Random Person:Man,that dog is crazy!
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.

by Matthew Zhang March 1, 2017

Dog

A fluffy animal that people keep indoors or outdoors, A pet people love or like, They come in a variety of colors, and sizes, And mainly a animal that chews up your shoes

"NOOOO MY DOG CHEWED MY FAVORITE SHOES"

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

Dog

Not an accessory.

Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!

Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.

by Diiiak February 20, 2013

dog

a work you put at the end of a cool persons name.

chrisdog sup? (chris is cool)

by sweetness!!!!!!!! March 23, 2007