Tiny Turkey Jerky

The child birthed from basting the turkey

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey

by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019

mr. tiny dick

a famous singer named jvo

johnny is mr. tiny dick

by kenzayyyyzieggg November 17, 2018

Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023

tiny tim-ing

To express to others your own state of hardship. i.e. lack of money, job, place to live etc. Sometimes a ploy to garner sympathy. Also used to redirect mooches to another person.

derived from the character tiny Tim in "a christmas carol"

person 1 - "hey man, wanna grab a drink?"

person 2 - "oh i can't, i'm broke, my dog died, my back hurts,,...."

person 1 - "stop tiny tim-ing me!"

by portlandwombat February 16, 2012

tiny nigga nuts

when a guy got a tinny nigga nuts

why he got tiny nigga nuts

by wocky nuts masta March 16, 2021

Plöner Pucker-tini

A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.

Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.

by Spacker Blue March 28, 2013

tiny pp role

Then God said, “Let there be light”
And by light, he meant tiny pp role, assigned to those who think whey can get original working source code of a C++ DLL.

neworigin85: dw bro im on it
everyone: tiny pp role it is then!

by skidaim January 30, 2021