The absolute best person you will ever meet. When your about to jump off a bridge and you meet this person you will be so happy that you'll forget all of your sorrows.
by TheBroOG October 31, 2023
Get the Timclavmyron mug.When someone named "Tim" shits their pants before they have a chance to make it to the toilet. Ideally, the incident would occur after eating McDonald's, Taco Bell, or any kind of knockoff brand junk food, however these conditions are not required for the incident to officially be classified as a timcident.
Bro 1: Yo, is that Tim running across the quad? Why is he waddling?
Bro 2: Dude, I think he shit himself.
Bro 1: Holy shit, I think you're right!! That's the third timcident he's had this week.
Bro 2: I told him to layoff the Glacier Ranch chips.
Bro 1: Nah, It had to have been the McGangbang from last night.
Bro 2: Ohhh true, true.
Bro 2: Dude, I think he shit himself.
Bro 1: Holy shit, I think you're right!! That's the third timcident he's had this week.
Bro 2: I told him to layoff the Glacier Ranch chips.
Bro 1: Nah, It had to have been the McGangbang from last night.
Bro 2: Ohhh true, true.
by SUNYITNOTPOLY November 16, 2023
Get the timcident mug.A beautiful girl with a fat ass nice body and a pretty face she different from others she stay to herself but she social able and she will love the heck out of you but she toxic but caring
by Skids November 19, 2023
Get the TimMoni mug.timoi is usually the finest girl in school. timoi usually have the biggest butts in the whole world. but they have attitude issues real bad so dont play with them. timois are the best of the best and they are usually capricorns
“Timoi is so fine”
by 1nterlude November 20, 2023
Get the Timoi mug.Timofei got drunk again.
by Danny_yippie December 31, 2023
Get the Timofei mug.Timofei is jealous of Kimberly's 7 cocks that grow continuously. He wishes he got bitches but can't because Kimberly steals them all. He also AGGRESSIVELY flirts with men but cant get in their pants :. Hes also supper funny and kind with a big heart (contiDICKtory to his penis). His favorite song is "Good Lookin' " by Dixon Dallas (play it full volume in public) and he has witow tiwny itty bitty witow baby boy dipples. Hes also 6'2 and growing which is very unfair. When you see him, ask him for a pun (you will regret this decision)! He is a twink
Person 1: wow Timofei is tall!!
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Person 2: the fog is coming, run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run.
by ThePolarBearInQuestion April 30, 2024
Get the Timofei mug.Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
by South Host May 25, 2024
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