wolf shirt

A shirt with wolves printed on it. They are usually worn by prepubescent boys and mexicans. Wolves are known as "lobos" in spanish.

"Im too attractive, how can I stop getting all these woman?"
"Wear a wolf shirt"

by airbag22 October 5, 2006

shirts for skirts

When a girl wears an item of clothing sold as a shirt as a dress (ie. without pants). Shirts for skirts is often coupled with ass hanging out, or constant tugging at the bottom of the shirt to prevent this occurance.

Jack: I can see that chick's chouger!
Jack and Jill (heckling): SHIRTS FOR SKIRTS!

Jill: That girl has the same shirt as me...
Jack: Yeah but she's not wearing pants! shirts for skirts!

by I wear pants October 6, 2009

White Shirts

Slang term for cocaine, often used as code over text messages.

"Yo dawg, you got any more of them white shirts, how much they go for?" , "Yeah bro, they go for 80$ each."

by 187originals November 21, 2017

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

un-shirt

a cross between an actual shirt and a bra

that is not a shirt; it is an un-shirt; how many times do I have to tell you?!?!?

by 00awesome July 19, 2021

shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.

Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular

by Getsit June 26, 2017

Cocaine shirt

A shirt too brazen, bright, and bold for everyday life.

We were out all last night. Sammy had the grass, a couple tabs, and the cocaine shirt on.

by BenisPlease July 30, 2022