"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.
by iNT2 March 25, 2011
You must annoy your friends by playing wing woman/wing man with them even if they disagree with your idea.
I just remembered it’s Shipping Day! I totally ship them, imma go annoy them about how cute they would look together!
by Dogshipper November 02, 2019
The maritime version of "good in the hood". While asking someone onboard a ship, "All good in the hood?" would be understood, the word "hood" might be seen in some circles as mildly racist. Thus, the invention of "hip on the ship". Enjoy.
Bosun: "Good morning, Captain Michelle! All hip on the ship?"
Captain: "Yes, things are going very well."
Captain: "Yes, things are going very well."
by MikeinVA August 20, 2020
Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.
“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020
Where is DeVry's Mother Ship located?
by truebeliever May 16, 2003
by cyndie May 16, 2003
I do enjoy buying goods off eBay but the prolific practice of ship rape often spoils the experience.
by FancyMoses October 08, 2007