The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.

"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"

by Gryndle June 5, 2016

silver popsicle

See iceman, the Panama Canal and 40 below zero.

You'll find it!

Girl one: what's that bracelet on your wrist?

Girl two: The silver popsicle.

Girl one: Oh did you get your tongue stuck to his pole?

by Slazer February 13, 2014

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

popsicle

what men use to describe their pee-pee

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT HIS POPSICLE! I WANNA LICK IT

by skeetskeetskeet0122 June 27, 2018

Popsicle Player

Term for streamers with an active audience.

Emma, you're a popsicle player!

by Digital Shark February 2, 2024

Let's blow this popsicle stand

WHITEST phrase ever made. It means to leave quickly after something went down.

Spy: We got the case.
Scout: "Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"Spy", "Scout", and "Case" are tf2 references

by Salty_God May 20, 2024

Popsicle-Stick

A joke so corny and overused, it belongs on a Popsicle-stick

"6 was afraid of 7, cause 7, ate, 9."

*Groan...* "That joke's has to be a Popsicle-stick!"

by angryzoomer November 11, 2019