Muppet

A word in British slang which describes an individual who is to be "Crushed with a fistful of Crumpets"

OMG you stupid Muppet commit scouter ankle

by Yung Musacuminada May 4, 2019

Muppet Master

An Engineering term of endearment used by Engineers to describe the Manager.

We best ask the Muppet Master to show us how to fix this, it looks really complex.

by RDRTakeDown February 13, 2018

the biggest muppet ever

JEVO

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever

by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022

Muppeting

Sticking ones hand up anothers anus, as if putting a puppet on your hand, then proceeding to move hand in speaking motion while listening to partner scream like a muppet.

Sam was muppeting two girls last night like a puppet master, how he do that.

by spoofcake September 17, 2017

harvey is a muppet.

he is just a muppet.

Harvey is a muppet.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020

Muppet

A person who is absolutely clueless about everything. They are ignorant as fuck and are generally idiotic pricks

Speaker1: Your mum is fat.

Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.

by Chvrjis November 28, 2021

muppet fractals

The phenomenon of younger generations realizing how far the pervasive influence of The Muppets goes. Follow Jim Henson's white rabbit and you will find not only The Muppets, but also The Fraggles, Sesame Street, Labyrinth, and The Jim Henson Company in its entirety.

Them: Did you hear that Jim Henson also directed Labyrinth?
Me: Muppet fractals

by omgcg November 7, 2021