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Mountain Breather

People who live in N.H. or M.E. mostly lumber-jackers, or hill-billies. Mountain beathers can't afford good dental services, and have to drive three hours on dirt roads to get to their destination. Nobody comes to visit them, because nobody can find them, way up high in the mountians. Mountain breathers, are enviormental and ride tractors and go hunting for their food.
Ex: a mountain breather is someone with overalls and suspenders. Someone who doesn't know a thing about political statuses.
by Hill-Billy-Bart April 19, 2012
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Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
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Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.
Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.
by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013
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Mountain Fever

When young virile men are sexually attracted to cougars - (older women).
Damn dawg, that 22 year old ginger boy is getting his dick wet hella deep in M.I.L.F. pussy; he must have Mountain Fever.
by Lehetinu September 26, 2021
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Mountain Peaks

When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.
"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"
by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012
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Strawberry mountain

by Oh my merlin May 27, 2021
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Mountain Lion

A woman in her 50s or older trying hard to score younger men while pretending to be younger than she is ie. The next stage of being a Cougar
Its 2am and there's a Mountain Lion on the hunt... She's out for mount'n younger men and lie'n about her age... a Mountain Lion.
by Incorrigible_66 October 4, 2021
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