Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.
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He's a hot guy and you will totally fall for him. The most popular kid in school and will always make the first move always. DON'T FALL FOR IT he will break your heart and make you suffer from first love syndrome and you'll never love anyone more than him! (A fuck boy bassically)
Emma- Who is that he's so hot!
Jess- Landon, duh. Don't fall for his act I dated him for 4 months before he broke my heart and I still love him.
Jess- Landon, duh. Don't fall for his act I dated him for 4 months before he broke my heart and I still love him.
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