captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Trump Dumpling

Something that sounds good, but is full of shit.

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.

by NanchangKev April 24, 2020

wumple dumple

a lame person who doesn't want to go out on a saturday night. usually said by one's partner. the homebody version of a party pooper.

"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"

"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"

by sk8rfriendofavrils June 14, 2018

dumpling berrys

a berry that is in the shape and form of a dumpling and looks like one but is full of fruity and bursting flavour

i ate dumpling berrys today

by Dumbass_2 August 7, 2021

Pounding Dumplings

Anal penetration with an Asian male.

I went to town this weekend pounding dumplings this weekend.

by Failbus April 4, 2024