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Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018
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Capes

What you answer to the nice person who opened a clickbait article and copied out the relevant part, so you don't have to . Since you don't have to wade through the ads and random pop-ups, you realise this is one of the heroes who don't wear capes (but also, time is money, so you don't type out the full sentence).
"AITA for not blablablabla?"
"Capes! I was wondering what this was about."
by AndyArken August 16, 2025
mugGet the Capesmug.

Gaff-cape

wheres my gaff-cape? I gotta go cast some spells
by sixknee March 7, 2023
mugGet the Gaff-capemug.

boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass
"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.
by StarmanRJK January 17, 2017
mugGet the boxer capemug.

peace cape

the act of cumming on to your partners back.
reason for the name: cum is white and white is the sign for peace. and when you ejaculate on to your partner back, like a cape.
i gave that chick and hug peace cape the other night
by creative thinker May 18, 2011
mugGet the peace capemug.

Co-caping

Co-caping: the act of donning a cape for your best friend as to show loyalty. A swearing to stand next to and fight the good fight against shamers and haters alike.
Friend 1.."everyone was talking shit behind my back... Saying all kinds of lies. I don't know how I'm going to go to work tomorrow"
Friend 2.."Don't worry, I will be co-caping with you.. we will fight this injustice together; BFF superheroes rising up together!"
by Memesydnie March 11, 2023
mugGet the Co-capingmug.

cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!
by PannyRipper April 24, 2024
mugGet the cape may carvermug.

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