eight track

Low tech.
Obsolete

Bob's cellphone doesn't play MP3s. That is so eight track.

by Sal Salal December 9, 2008

Snail Tracks

When a man has semen traces in his underwear.

Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!

.:Bjerre word:.

by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009

sole tracks

one's own dance steps or moves / foot work

Shooo.. He's got some dopeass sole tracks.

by valness March 6, 2005

Two track

Butt Hole. The road less traveled.

She was suprised when I stabbed my cock in her two track.

by ratsmaytastelikemotherfuckingpumkinpie December 9, 2007

Train Tracks

People with braces that has theirs lined up it looks like a train could run on it. Legend says you can hear 'Thomas the Tank Engine' theme song if you go near them. But it'll be hard to get close to them as they are very insecure.

E.G "Marco you train tracks"

by Anonymous138795 July 3, 2018

Snail Tracks

Streaks on a man's sheets or comforter left by the gooey secretions of a female's vaginal lips from the previous night's sexual encounter.

Sorry I'm late for brunch I had to clean her snail tracks off my sheets.

by kikdcat July 17, 2016

Dude Tracked

It's when you're cruising around like a sweet dude and another dude is tracking your movements and whereabouts. He may want to just talk or engage in some sexual type act in a back room or MCV (mobile command vehicle). When the other dude makes contact you have been dude tracked.

Ryan: Hey Tim can you get all the students to sign the CE paperwork

Tim: sorry man I got dude tracked. I'm on it now

Ryan: you got dude tracked......gross
Ryan: wondering......did Tim mean "I'm on it" as he and the other dude are gettin their dicks wet or that he is handling the paperwork......

by Jesster3757 March 30, 2019