shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.

That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.

by xxmaelstromxx November 11, 2007

shank ball

The name of a shot in basketball when you air ball, miss a layup, or hit the side of the backboard

Person 1: Oh man, I just air balled it!
Person 2: Hahaha what a shank ball

by Hugarshnucklebee December 20, 2016

candy shank

When you lick a candy cane to make the tip sharp

Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.

Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies

by Littytitty69420 December 31, 2017

Cyber Shanked

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".

Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.

by Da Most Dope GUp In Da Hizzy September 9, 2013

shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .

i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"

by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

flame shank

when some one stabs you with a lighter

A: why is there a burn hole in your shirt?
B: that jackass flame shanked me

by stupid joe April 3, 2009

wank shank

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.

Stop being such a Wank Shank!

Stop Wank Shanking me!

by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017