Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022

Pocket Shrimp

To have one or more literal or metaphorical skrimps in one's pocket

"Say Joe, what up wit' dat pocket shrimp you got?"

by Muff Olson January 7, 2022

Seeing shrimp

Very tired; falling asleep.

Man, I’m seeing shrimp, I gotta go lay down

by GareWolf June 8, 2022

Shrimp knuckles

What happens when you finger a girl who doesn’t have a clean vagina.

I wish I hadn’t finger-blasted that cheap prostitute. Now I gotta bad case of shrimp knuckles.

by dlotssarpedon November 17, 2021

brown shrimp

A large man with a very small

Being 6 foot 5 you would never thought he had brown shrimp in his pants. I hear his old lady is breaking headboards with her new boyfriend

by Bhixton6500 February 16, 2022

shrimp gloves

A badass human whose friends called him “hands” in high school.

Watch yourself, or shrimp gloves will snatch yo bitch!

by The real New Guy October 1, 2020

Dump Shrimp

Verb - to have coitus, make love, or dispose of a hefty amount of shrimp

“Yo last night I went to Dump Shrimp with Jessica, it was hot”

by Sawl January 20, 2021