"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"
by Afeps February 19, 2010
Get the Meaty puddle slappermug. A Man Who Lays With Other Women To Use Meth. To make use of a love pipe and only lay with his girlfriend as needed.
by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020
Get the Dope Puddle Cheatermug. A Man Laying with, sleeping next too, or loving with or with out sex. Flirtatious, secretive, Rather A Bad Ex For A Sugar Momma. Who seeks revenge through every woman sent his way.
The male puddle slut does it worse than a woman seeking attention, affection & another man's penis or woman's vagina
by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020
Get the Male Puddle Slutmug. while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.
"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"
"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"
"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"
by Robert Newton/Bruce Mehr January 6, 2008
Get the mississippi mud puddlemug. When you get her to squirt (puddle) and then proceed to snuggle closely together for a long time while enjoying a movie (cuddle).
After we fucked, we totally cuddle-puddle'd.
Ever been in a cuddle puddle, it's not what you think.
In our cuddle puddle I felt a wetness on my outer thigh that I knew was hers.
Damn! That cuddle puddle last night made me take shower twice.
Ever been in a cuddle puddle, it's not what you think.
In our cuddle puddle I felt a wetness on my outer thigh that I knew was hers.
Damn! That cuddle puddle last night made me take shower twice.
by HobblesAndPuddles February 19, 2017
Get the Cuddle Puddlemug. by katt_85 June 12, 2006
Get the puddle jumpermug. When you have a girl on her back for anal intercourse, you pull out and rub your member on her belly button to make it brown then unload in her belly button. Hence the mud puddle.
Troy: So how did your date go with Mindy?
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.
by Lunchbox2 March 23, 2011
Get the Texas Mud Puddlemug.