The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.

Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

Part her Whiskers

Preparing to have have sexual intercourse! Or insert a sexual toy perhaps... Aimed at females specifically. They HATE this expression too, which is interesting!

Gonna buy that bint a drink...

"But, will she let me Part her Whiskers?"...

by Bigmark65 November 23, 2011

hi part 2

something that never came out

Tohi part 22222.

by Orrinpants November 4, 2021

Part the pink sea

Vaginal sex.

I'd love to part the pink sea of Luanne. Mm mm mm.

by Señor Heisenberg October 12, 2016

Lego Part 32557

Google it.

"Bro she said mine is the same size as Lego Part 32557!" "Damn dude!"

by R.I.E. September 17, 2022

Part-Time Gay

someone who does gay things and says they are gay but get mad when you call them gay

billy is a part-time gay, he gets mad when i call him gay but does gay stuff.

by Doggo_boi21 October 12, 2022

Weird Part Of Youtube

It is like the Deep Web or Dark Web of YouTube. Normally reached by consistently clicking on "Suggestions" or "Recommended Videos."

I went from a Minecraft theory .
to a video about how "The Day Curious George Escaped the Nazis".
I knew I entered the Weird Part Of YouTube.

by TheAllMightyChihuahua January 29, 2018