Edge Police

An Internet police that will arrest you for being edgy. Careful when you make something edgy.

Person 1: I make an epic edgy meme.
Person 2: Careful there, pal. The Edge Police will give you a ticket.
P1: IDGAF.
P2: Don't say I warned you after you're caught.

by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021

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Word Police

A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness

Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".

"Scoffed again by the word police"

by pie r squared October 16, 2020

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police explorers

Kids that most likely aspire to be cops getting to basically role-play as cops with cops teaching them what to do. Many of the kids in these programs wear thin blue line merch.

The cops are in lunch lunch room recruiting for police explorers.

by graduallyhealing December 24, 2019

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the name given to a group of guys that go chasing after gash.

once a member of the gash police has stopped a suspect it means that they will defiantly get some action. gash police have to be specifically selected by will as members of the gash police have to be able to spot good gash when necessary and we cant allow gash criminals to get away.

the gash need to watch out because the gash police are coming.

pascal being a top lad and a well respected member of the gash police successfully tracked down the gash suspect and detained her.

by willhale1994 June 15, 2011

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geek police

someone who arrests geeks, your a nerd a dork and a wimp. If you claim to be part of the geek police, you are a geek.

Aaron: stop being a geek bro, the geek police will come for you
Wilbur: I'm so sorry chief

Millie: you fucking little nerd Aaron

by pukkapies4life November 23, 2022

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Listen to the police

Look. I know there are crooked cops out there. There is always going to be bad cops out there, as there is with anything. I'm not denying African Americans are being shot, sometimes for no reason. As with anything, there is always going to be a bad thing to a good thing, that's just how it is and will always be. With that being said, you need to listen to the police. A large problem with society today and why a large majority of African Americans are being shot is because they are not listening to the police. The job of police is to protect and serve. If an officer tells you to do something, you do it. Doesn't matter the reason, you do as your told. Don't argue or disagree with them about doing nothing wrong because that will only cause for trouble. If it turns out they're in the wrong, sue them later. It bad enough they are provoked, don't add gas to the flame by doing something that causes them to react in a way where someone ends up injured or even dead. Just listen to the police for god sake!

Officer: Sir back up!

Person: Ok officer.

Officer: Put your hands behind your back please.

Person: Right away officer.

*In the off chance of this happening*
Officer: Sir you can't protest here.

Person: Why not?

Officer: Private Property. (even though its public)

Person: Ok Officer I'll leave (sue them later if you want)

Person: I'm glad I listen to the police instead of acting like a child arguing.

by thehappycaucasian September 16, 2020

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