A person who is absolutely clueless about everything. They are ignorant as fuck and are generally idiotic pricks
Speaker1: Your mum is fat.
Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
by Chvrjis November 28, 2021
Get the Muppetmug. The phenomenon of younger generations realizing how far the pervasive influence of The Muppets goes. Follow Jim Henson's white rabbit and you will find not only The Muppets, but also The Fraggles, Sesame Street, Labyrinth, and The Jim Henson Company in its entirety.
by omgcg November 7, 2021
Get the muppet fractalsmug. 1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.
2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.
3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.
3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.
2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.
3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.
3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022
Get the Muppetmug. by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025
Get the Sex muppetmug. A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
Get the Slut Muppetmug. Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.
There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.
by Richree July 26, 2008
Get the Muppetic Ironymug. i person who always seems to attract muppets (A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.) muppet
by DaveFar July 23, 2011
Get the muppet magnetmug.