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Muppet

1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.

2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.

3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.

2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.

3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022
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Sex muppet

Jaden Levi Manly-Williams
Jaden is a Sex Muppet who gets no bitches.
by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025
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harvey is a muppet.

he is just a muppet.
by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020
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Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet
“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppetlast night
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
mugGet the Ass muppetmug.

muppet fractals

The phenomenon of younger generations realizing how far the pervasive influence of The Muppets goes. Follow Jim Henson's white rabbit and you will find not only The Muppets, but also The Fraggles, Sesame Street, Labyrinth, and The Jim Henson Company in its entirety.
Them: Did you hear that Jim Henson also directed Labyrinth?
Me: Muppet fractals
by omgcg November 7, 2021
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the biggest muppet ever

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever
by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022
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Muppeting

Sticking ones hand up anothers anus, as if putting a puppet on your hand, then proceeding to move hand in speaking motion while listening to partner scream like a muppet.
Sam was muppeting two girls last night like a puppet master, how he do that.
by spoofcake September 17, 2017
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