by whorah August 06, 2011
A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.
No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.
by Cring=oops March 23, 2020
If a person is very gullible, stubborn and annoying. You call them a Mat. A Mat is someone who typically doesn’t listen to you or hear you out. They’re likely to make bad decisions due to their stubbornness.
Person 1:Bro just listen to me and stop being a Mat!
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.
Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.
Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.
by Disor August 12, 2022
by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009
One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.
Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”
by Crimson15 August 12, 2023
I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.
by mj2018 November 20, 2018
Here’s a wipe Lisa you have mat lip
Should I bring some tissues just in case we get mat lip
Oi you have mat lip.
Should I bring some tissues just in case we get mat lip
Oi you have mat lip.
by V Taranaki April 01, 2022