Noah knees

When legs are exposed from the knees up while sitting due to shorts that are to short exposing milky white thighs.
Can you sit different? I'm distracked by your Noah knees.
by bearbutt luver January 16, 2011
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pizza knees

pizza knees is what you get when you pick up a fresh pizza from the pizza parlor and hold it in your lap on the way home in the car.
I just picked up the pizza from Brothers' Pizza and now I have pizza knees.
by jewdy7 August 19, 2008
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jaffa knees

1. when visible knees (or sometimes legs) are of a distinctly different color to the rest of the body. usually from when tanning of the legs is done separately from the upper body.

2. to describe someone with jaffa knees (said quickly as one word, like "Japanese")

The use of 'Jaffa' is borrowed from the Jaffa chocolates - chocolate confectionery with an orange candy shell - describing the either particularly orange tan, or even dark brown (almost chocolate) color of the said knees
Fred: Hey, did you see that girl? Her knees were like, brown!
Ulric: She's got Jaffa knees.
by HAJIMEMASHITE! February 10, 2010
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Bird Knees

1. Bowl skater who slashes everyhting. Loves skating any big tranny. Maybe the occasional curb.
Jeffy: "Where is Bird Knees?"

Timothy" "Probably in the bowl."

Jeffy: "oh of course."
by Big-D A stat April 08, 2008
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Free the knee!

Today girls are told to hide their bodies and cover up, but we say NO HUNNY, NO. Free the knee!
Teacher: You dress is too short and violates dress code
Student: Oh hell naw, free the knee mofo
Group Chant: Free the knee!, Free the Knee!
by iamthetruth.com September 10, 2019
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knee deep

The definition of knee deep is simply deep in a situation. Yet, it's often used with negativity.. Such as.. I am knee deep in my own bile.

Sally: Man, I flunked my exam again.
Bob: When your mom finds out you're going to be knee deep in trouble.
by YearRoundPMSGirl November 01, 2003
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Knee cork

someone who is a geek, dork, and nerd all at the same time. the original spelling was neekork. But was later changed to make sense phonetically.
"that guy with the glasses and is in the band, i heard he is really good at math!" -- Person 1

"Really? that makes him a dork, geek, and nerd!"-- Person 2

"you mean a knee cork?"-- Person 1
by LaughinShark January 10, 2010
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