Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.

“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”

by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025

Aph France

A cute French guy, who looks like a frog and smells like cheese, but he’s fuckable 😩🤤

I want aph France to fart on me 🤤

by Shy.shy.shy.sana July 28, 2021

France

A short person, who usually has glasses. They are chill to be with and are most likely 3 days older, therefore making them constantly shit on u for being younger. They also are very supportive and caring. They are overall the best friend to have, because of all the happiness that comes from them. Also u cant forgot about all the bad bitch energy that comes from them. They also barely eat and always give there food to others because they are too caring.

RANDOM KPOP MEMBER: "Damn who is that fine girl sitting at that bench?"
RANDOM GUY: "Oh that's France!"

by hershys November 22, 2021

Frances cooper

fran is the coolest amte, lives on oughtibridge in worcester.. lol.

wow, i love frans coat.

by he he January 7, 2005

CFA franc

The shitcoin of fiat currency, literally the colonizers' money (C stands for colonies). Intended to funnel money from African states (led by corrupt leaders) directly to the French treasury.

Asane - "I will pay you back next month in CFA francs."
Didier - "Keep that shit to yourself bro, I'd rather take toilet paper."

by jacques_chirac_is_dead November 23, 2021

France

A country full of cheese, bread, and short people eating cheese and bread. Also, they have nuclear submarines.

Person A: Where'd you buy that cheesy bread?
Person B: In France,duh

by heythereitsmeagain March 14, 2024

France

A fictional country

I can't go to FRANCE because it is not real.

by Franceisnotreal June 9, 2023