Based on the pattern of 'bumboy'. A man or a homosexual man, who has the biggest and roundest testicles in the world, with a diameter of 100 cm. Also his testicles are as big as a basketball.
Luigi: is your bollocks huge?
Mario: yes, I have the biggest testicles in the world, so many people called me 'biggest bollocks boy' and it's bigger than Bowser!!
Mario: yes, I have the biggest testicles in the world, so many people called me 'biggest bollocks boy' and it's bigger than Bowser!!
by marcotoa January 18, 2025
by Robdog July 09, 2018
When a person, normally working on an hourly rate, deliberately prolongs a task with the aim of making more money.
Old Harry has started to hang the bollocks out of it with that painting job, it’s a days work at most and he is still working on it three days later!!
by Keeno69 April 11, 2022
by zleed May 06, 2021
'Left Bollock Person' is a term that describes someone who is a dreg of society.
This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.
Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.
It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.
Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.
It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
I went to that pub in the other end of town last night, it was filled with left bollock people. If I had a quid for every tooth in that building I'd have a tenner.
Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.
I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.
I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
by leftbollockman May 15, 2024
Verb
1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.
2) To make a mistake.
3) To degrade an object/person.
1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.
2) To make a mistake.
3) To degrade an object/person.
1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"
2) "I'm going to bollock this test."
3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
2) "I'm going to bollock this test."
3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
by John The Fishmage January 01, 2014
by SmellyFluff December 18, 2020