upstairs bollocks

tits

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks

by screechie July 4, 2010

middle bollock

A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.

He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.

by Lucy Cornwall December 19, 2017

insufferable bollocks filter

It's like ad blindness

My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse

by Bidiot Bales July 29, 2016

Hang the bollocks out of it

When a person, normally working on an hourly rate, deliberately prolongs a task with the aim of making more money.

Old Harry has started to hang the bollocks out of it with that painting job, it’s a days work at most and he is still working on it three days later!!

by Keeno69 April 11, 2022

sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

“I’m sweating like a bollock”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

Bollock Talk

Talking total rubbish which is basically bollocks!

Someone who goes on and on and it’s just not needed “bollock talk”

by SmellyFluff December 18, 2020

Bollocks

A pair of people that make you feel sick and resemble male genitalia

Ezra and Gina are the bollocks of the group

by Finineeniegirl September 12, 2020