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mat harvey

a person that will have sex with any male or female thats moving... also tends to go for girls/boys much younger than himself, also enjoys getting stoned and flushing his life down the toilet....
look, is that Mat Harvey 30 year old kissing an 10 year old :0
by I Know All, So Obey Me... August 23, 2011
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matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.
"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR
by Who resembles God April 6, 2021
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lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat
dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.
by flaversaver September 13, 2011
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Mat

The cutest person on the earth a chad and very stlyish Mats like eating pie eating any type of food and he adores women and loves dogs.
by Matdoggo February 9, 2021
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knock you off the mat

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you
Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️
by Keleajx October 19, 2017
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Mats

Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?

Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
by Limeled December 8, 2017
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Mat

While I'm here
Matmatmatmatbaybaybaybay
by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020
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