Hat In The Cat

When you're scrumpin' and you've been going at it so long that your condom slips off your weenis, and gets stuck in her vagina. That's a Hat in the Cat.

"We were at it for over an hour when I noticed things weren't right. So when I looked down, I saw that we'd accomplished a Hat in the Cat."

by Derpa Derpa March 25, 2005

diaper hat

Must-have apparel for anyone answering to "shitferbrains".

Hey shitferbrains, where's your diaper hat?

by jammyboil July 20, 2008

elf hat

you say this when you can relate to something on a spiritual level ( basically a friend and i took the first letters off of felt (elf) that (hat)

rylee : i wanna die yo

kaylyn : ELF HATTT

by youlyn 🥵 March 4, 2019

Small Hats

The Oyveyinator 6000000 A.K.A The Kvetcher

Oh great, the Small Hats are crying about LOTR trolls being an antisemitic caricature again...

by freethememes June 1, 2023

Clam hat

What the letter C is for as said by bunny from retarded animal babies

C is for Clam Hat ~bunny from retarded animal babies

by some guy someplace August 28, 2005

Party hat

A discontinued item in runescape, obtained by pulling a christmas cracker. there a 6 difernt colours : Purple>yellow>green>red>white>blue. they range in prive from 154m(purple) to 450m(blue) and rising.

Noob: zomg i wanna party hat gimma a party hat or il report u to jagux!!
Noob2: no wai nub dis iz my phat

by Teh 1337 owner December 3, 2006

happy hat

A condom

Ed: I was gonna bone this bitch
Bob: Why not?
Ed: Had no happy hats
Bob: Shit one

by niall February 15, 2004