When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017
Get the design sprintmug. Someone who will not sit their ass down no matter how many times you instruct them too. Usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense.
The designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times I told her due to safety regulations.
by Super Conductor December 7, 2010
Get the Designated Standeemug. The term "Mechanical Music" is used when, for example, a music track (usually electronic music) is characterized by elements of "mechanical sound design."
"Mechanical sound design" refers to the use of techniques such as time stretching, re-pitching, and looping (typically with very tight or extremely long loop times) in the sound design process.
IMPORTANT: The warping algorithms offered by Ableton Live are originally the main solution for achieving mechanical sound design in its true essence (beats mode, re-pitch).
"Mechanical sound design" refers to the use of techniques such as time stretching, re-pitching, and looping (typically with very tight or extremely long loop times) in the sound design process.
IMPORTANT: The warping algorithms offered by Ableton Live are originally the main solution for achieving mechanical sound design in its true essence (beats mode, re-pitch).
Example: I take an electronic music track and stretch it to extreme levels (700-800-999 bpm) until I get interesting textures both audibly and creatively, using Ableton warping modes like beats or re-pitch. Then I can chop most interesting parts to obtain Mechanical Music / Mechanical Sound Design
by Drvmmer December 21, 2024
Get the Mechanical Music / Mechanical Sound Designmug. Designated Coletter. I.E wingMan/Woman guiding you through the block on a Friday after the bar.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.
by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022
Get the Designated Colettermug. One who is eternally unsatisfied and whose only cause of existence is solely to produce The object that will bring satisfaction to them so that they may finally die in peace
by the crippled penguin April 14, 2019
Get the designermug. A junky boilerplate crap design that is popular with urban gentrifiers and development douches. It looks like hot garbage and might actually be made out of it. Popular with aging hipsters whose beards are greying and still smell like patchouli who still want to live the urban lifestyle, but don't like the smell of 'old homes'.
The historic district is set to unveil its newest non-historic four story apartment complex. It will feature what is commonly known as a sodosopatown design.... meaning it sucks. All the development douches were there for the groundbreaking.
by Salty Marmot September 6, 2023
Get the sodosopatown designmug. by Hit it raw August 12, 2016
Get the Delicious by designmug.