Mesopotamian testicle tag

An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules

“Ok class today instead of doing basketball, we’re gonna play Mesopotamian testicle tag“

by KanyeEast88 December 13, 2024

testicle margaritta

a testicle margaritta is a brand of tv... or at least that is what i think it is if that is not what it is then i must of gotn it mixed up with: when a girl smothers a cock with cheese and tomato paste and then nibbles it off until she has accidentaly eaten the guys boogers

last night my mother brought a testicle margaritta

by kyah and holly July 6, 2008

Testicle

Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!

Just as he was about to cum, Jess squeezed Jake’s large testicles and ruined his orgasm.

by __Ari__ September 23, 2021

testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

testicles

Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off

I don't like being spied on by my testicles

by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024

Monkey testicles

Big monkey balls

Aiden has big monkey testicles!

by F3rdy June 8, 2023

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018