Tardcake

A person beyond the norm of retarded, but not quite Petarded.

I HATE Eric, he's such a tardcake!

by Ken Tankerous May 30, 2011

Bagin' Tard

Grocery store bagger who is also retarded

Man, we got to go back to the Safeway, The bagin' tard forgot to put the bread in the sack.

by Chris Barnes May 23, 2004

tardbasket

one who posseses a mental deficiency so great that it can only be measured by the combined disability of many retarded people

Goddamit man, when did you get to be such a tardbasket?

by Hansome B Wonderfull December 23, 2003

tard-vark

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

f-tard

An idiot, retard, someone of a stupid mind, with no commom sense.

UGHHH! You F-TARD!

by Applemartinidinosaurpurplerain August 9, 2008

Dab-tarded

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

by thedabqueenherself April 1, 2013

Urb-tard

People on urban dictionary who create pointless words that nobody will use only to promote their political views. (For example, this post.)

"Man, whoever added this definition was a real Urb-tard"

by Jenna Taleia January 31, 2017