Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.
Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!
by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020
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The perfect fast food to inevitably shit yourself and make your whole house smell donkey shit

Aka: Laxatives
Taco Bell “I’m about to go get a laxative taco
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Taco bell makes you fart fire and make you have to sit on the toilet for fifty hours
Taco bell makes me poop lava because it burns
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A fast food place that serves shat causing food. I like their food because it tastes lake spice and beef and cheese. Also whenever I take my friend here he orders Doritos locos tacos and shits out watery ass in my bathroom. It’s worth it though it tastes so good.
Person 1 : I want Taco Bell

Person 2:yayayaayayyayayayayaayayyaay lets goooooo!!!!
by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021
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A fast food place that serves shat causing food. I like their food because it tastes lake spice and beef and cheese. Also whenever I take my friend here he orders Doritos locos tacos and shits out watery ass in my bathroom. It’s worth it though it tastes so good.
Billy: I want Taco Bell

Todd: yayayaayayyayayayayaayayyaay lets goooooo!!!!
by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021
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A place that hires you just to unhire before you even started
Taco bell is soooooooooooooooooooooo rude.
by girl who got fired at tacobell October 15, 2019
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Taco Bell - Noun - Slang term for dog food.
Dog 1: Mmmm taco bell. ***SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP***
by Saratosia January 17, 2022
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