Mountain Mead

The pinnacle of yeast broth technology, also referred to as toilet wine. Most likely marketed using a logo designed on MS Paint or Word.

A-“Hey squire do you want my home brew toilet wine?”
B-“No chief I don’t want your mountain mead”

by El pene November 9, 2018

Mountain cash

(noun) another word for toilet paper. Primarily used in remote mountainous areas or while camping.
Origin: Oregon, USA

Dude, where the mountain cash, I gotta take a dump.

by emcii December 9, 2008

Milky Mountain

The popular drink mix of Mountain Dew and whole milk

Hey brah hit me up with another one of those Milky Mountains.

by Bobodacious March 14, 2018

Strawberry mountain

Your dumb as hell.

Strawberry mountain.

by Oh my merlin May 27, 2021

Mountain Peaks

When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.

"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

mountain downing

A way to be all encompassing of alpine downhill sports. As it is uninclusive to say hey let's go skiing when others snowboard.

Person 1: hey let's go skiing
Person 2: excuse me, I snowboard

1: oh I'm sorry bud, let's go mountain downing

by adjectivesnoonoo January 28, 2018

Mountain Lion

A woman in her 50s or older trying hard to score younger men while pretending to be younger than she is ie. The next stage of being a Cougar

Its 2am and there's a Mountain Lion on the hunt... She's out for mount'n younger men and lie'n about her age... a Mountain Lion.

by Incorrigible_66 October 4, 2021