swiss strawberry

an androgynous fairy that eats brains after draining them out through a straw for her kin in switzerland

The swiss strawberry ate her red dog's organs.

by sinrlifemattrs November 16, 2025

Reverse Swiss Roll

While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.

She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name

by Raquel Seltzer February 25, 2024

Freudian Swiss

A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.

The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.

Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.

My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.

by Butt Water Stevens April 6, 2020

swiss fuck

Some one who snorts cocaine and lives in big house with all the money and drugs life has to offer

Johnny is such a Swiss fuck

by Cocaine carson swiss cheese June 3, 2018

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Swiss cheese

When your playing some team fooseball and one guy just absolutely let’s everything in when he’s on defense.

Damn, Eddy got that Swiss cheese defense. He’s letting everybody score!

by SSJ4 Mr.popo TappedThat April 22, 2019

swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011