suicide putty

Parody of Billy Mays' mighty putty; from the You Tube Poop video YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty

Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!

by awl1993 July 6, 2010

Suicide

A common way for people to end all of their problems. There is multiple ways you can "
participate" in this activity but the most common forms are Jumping, Drowning, Electric shock, Drug Overdose and Hanging yourself
If considering suicide, call the number below. If you want to die, Then do it no balls you wont!

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

John!! I swear if you Suicide I will kill you!

by Urban Chiwawa June 13, 2018

Suicide Nut

Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.

(Beating Noises) “Mama”
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)

by NewYorkMadeGDD September 7, 2019

Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016

suicide forest

A place in japan where you can take a nice hike but if you go to far in you will see people that hung themselves. dumb asses like Logan Paul decide to go in that forest for views and money and record dead man. faggot you-tuber Logan Paul will have a definition from me soon

Logan Paul: lets explore suicide forest for views
*finds dead body*
Manager/friends: we should go dude
Logan Paul: hold up let me look at his purple hands

by Choch June 10, 2018

Suicide Six

It is when you choose the 6 hardest subject at school: Physics, Biology, Chemistry, English, Maths B and Maths C. Called suicide six as it's so hard it makes you want to suicide.

Karmen: What subjects do you do?
Leanne: Oh I do the suicide six
Karmen: WOAH SH*T TOO GOOD!

by chocosonic January 25, 2010

Suicidal Kernels

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015