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Strangle-choke

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1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.

2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.

3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!
by The Fig December 8, 2011
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struggle bunny

A person, often a student, struggling with the directions presented. Often needs visual or tactile aids to better understand what is happening.
Poor struggle bunny, can't even tell his right show from his left.
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Strangle an Abo

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struggle streaming

- He's been struggle streaming for the last year
- Should we do something about it?
- No, give it time, he'll either give up or get better
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Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.
"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"
by jennwigg October 15, 2008
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tower struggle

Process whereby a customer service employee provides change in a stacked form resulting in paper money lying flat across one's palm topped with change, thus creating a "tower" that topples with the slightest shift in movement.
Frank picked up the coffee and doughnuts, but spilled his change at the drive-thru due to a tower struggle with an overzealous employee.
by DinerHashBrowns December 28, 2009
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Harlam Struggle

When a man pushes a girls head down into a deep throat while receiving a blowjob but he uses his feet
Steve: Dude did you get dome last night?
Rick: yah man I gave her the Harlam struggle
by Trevdad July 12, 2015
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