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strokeology

the art of repeatedly stroking salesmen with no intention to buy anything (often practiced by people with absolutely no life or money).
one salesman asks is that guy going to buy anything? the other replies, no that m f er has a phd strokeology degree.
by fat finger November 3, 2009
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Strokes Syndrome

When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.
I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.
by Bird345 September 16, 2014
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stroke the toad

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
by Canned snail May 28, 2016
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stroke the dragon

Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin
Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon
by Jaxsmaxass February 8, 2017
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stroke tid

You have a stroke and your tid shakes
1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy

2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids
by tids4life August 24, 2017
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Stroke N Poke

When you fuck someone and are able to reach into their vagina and stroke your penis while fucking the chick for further pleasure
Jack did a classic stroke n poke to Ellie the other night and Ellie moaned saying DADDY all night long until they cummed on each other. Ellie wanted to fuck Jack again the next day and stroke his penis until he cummed.
by DickGirl January 13, 2020
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Strokedendrophilia

A person who acts upon strong urges to stroke, molest and fornicate with trees. Particularly, in beach areas and local beach hangouts. Almost always involves trees with lights. The affected will usually be attired in a red blazer and a red stocking cap.
A guy walked into a bar and became excited about a tree in the corner. It was then, he aggressively approached it and seduced the young sapling. Upon doing so, he found himself indulged in a self proclaimed mating ritual. This is scientifically known as Strokedendrophilia
by HappyHumper December 24, 2020
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