stress squirts

Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.

I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts

by Pyrus Pandora September 30, 2019

geen stress

Expression meaning be cool.
Also a great group of friends

Geen stress my man

by Michel.pp August 01, 2020

to not stress shit

to keep it thuggin; not give a fuck, least of your worries

expect me to not stress shit i don’t give a fuck

by Monica1608 January 21, 2020

dumb stressed

stressed over something that you really shouldn’t be stressing about

I’m dumb stressed over this crush

by therazzliestdazzliest April 11, 2018

Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.

I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.

by Mikev August 26, 2021

Show stressed

When you are trying to keep up with too many shows at one time

"I can't remember what happened on which show anymore. I think I'm getting show stressed".

by Cdub13 March 11, 2016

unnecessary stress

When teachers assign overworked high school students confusing and time consuming work, on top of a loaded schedule of normal course work.

Alternate definition: An English class where the incompetent male teacher only assigns creative writing with no basis in the material of the class and long unplanned essays based of a text about Roman political conspiracys nobody has ever bothered to read.

Alternate definition: A music class where all you do is listen to the elderly white male music teacher with the voice of 17 dying cats, rant about "slave music" and assign projects based off of creating a musical instrument in a short span of time that "isn't for a grade, but meant to give you something to do while taking breaks during finals study's"

Teacher: *class studies Roman literature* write me a two page personality character description of someone in your life.. Using only physical things about the person.

Teacher: *internally* hehehhehe I hate my students

Boy: (a student) wtf is he assigning? WERE STUDYING ROMAN LIT

Girl: (also a student) fuck if I know, my dude. His class is such an unnecessary stress.

by Passive Aggressive Student Boi October 24, 2017