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Standin on bitness

Originating in the dirty south, especially Mississippi meaning Being of firm attitude about handling street commerce or other parts of life that involve your personal business.
Mayne, the State tryna git at me about some back child support fo dem kids I had wit dat shawty. But Im standin on bitness wit deez receipts dat show I been making payments from Day one.
by DuVay Knox September 23, 2024
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Sitanding

sitting and standing
all at once
no questions
just sitanding
Ruki: Hey Pritz, im just gonna sitand over here
Pritz: What is Sitanding?? You're gonna do what now??
Ruki: its sitting and standing all at once! it's the unspoken prophecy!
Ruki: basically, you just decide to sit somewhere. and then you stand.
by flomgoldosh September 21, 2025
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Steading

your steading hating
by diddy widdy with the tiddy October 24, 2025
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dirty stancing

a term for a daily driven car that runs a static drop into the weeds
WOW that car is dirty stancing

even swayze couldnt stance that dirty
by jamiea7x July 31, 2011
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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 7, 2019
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Fight Stancing

Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.
1. Workout journal:

Warmup:

Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.

2.

Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."
by Boonshadow January 16, 2019
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Slouch Strafing

While performing a strafe jump, look up and down as fast/violently as possible to achieve maximum speed. It was discovered my jbird53916 and MadaComiix
"Doesn't your neck hurt from slouch strafing all day?"
by jbird53916 June 25, 2021
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