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Starbucks savant

People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.
Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!

Person 2: For what?

Starbucks savant: Uh...

Person 2: You are such an idiot.
by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011
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Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice
Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!
by bigdickhoncho September 6, 2023
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starbucks sally

Someone who can't order a drink off the starbucks menu without having it modified. Reference to the character "Sally" in "When Harry met Sally" who could never order anything without having it modified.
"Mathilde is such a starbucks sally, it takes forever for her to order her drink" or "I can never go to starbucks for Mathilde because she is such a Sally, I'm afraid I'll mess up her order"
by sassygurrrrrrl September 29, 2013
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Starbucks

A drink that mostly gay guys drink
Hey Dude let’s go get a straberry Starbucks cause I’m gay
by James0077 November 1, 2023
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Starbucks

worst coffee play of all time tbh get coffee anywhere else the worst part is is that it isnt even fucking coffee its just milkshakes with caffine "don't wake me up before i've had my starbuckssss" i hope you perish
don't wake me up until i've had my starbucks
shut the FUCK up
by TransfomerFan64 July 30, 2024
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Starbucks Mode

Starbucks Mode (n.): An intellectual endeavor conceptualized by Sir Thomas Jackson in the year 2023, characterized by the diligent and assiduous engagement with scholarly or professional work on one's electronic device, manuscript, or tome, accompanied by the auditory backdrop of music. This practice was initially instantiated by a pupil's entreaty to amalgamate musical stimulation with their academic pursuits, to which Sir Jackson acquiesced with a modicum of reservation.
"Mr Jackson, can I go Starbucks Mode?" "Okay, go ahead my little sparrow" (Dismissive grunt)
by EdgarAllenPoop January 29, 2024
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Starbucking

Starbucking: (v) to meet with others at high-priced, non-alcoholic beverage retailers for random, comfy-couch conversation and people-watching
Hey (insert friend's name)... I feel like Starbucking, wanna come?
by Gramr Qween October 27, 2011
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