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Sneaky Beaver

A term used by MLG announcer Chris Puckett that doesnt even make sense and doesnt involve assassinations.
... here goes Tsquared going sneaky beaver
by Ghero1014 April 21, 2010
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Sneaky

Being able to get out of a pointless pep rally or band rehearsal without some fat ass teacher finding you and giving you 300 detentions.
Joe: Did you see Steve jump out the window while our teacher was taking us to the pep rally?

Mike: Holy shit I didn't, he's really sneaky.
by shcoome March 24, 2010
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Sneaky Castro

To perform oral sex on a woman with a Castro like beard to tikle her inner tighs and her ass(you must grow one or buy one, borrowing is not a good idea.). When the woman is reaching climax then insert a cuban cigar between the beard and into her ass("sneaky"). If you don't have a cigar handy use you finger(extra sneaky).
The last time I gave her a Sneaky Castro, I had to be hosed down.
by Urljam December 19, 2006
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Sneaky Asian

v.
1. The act which occurs when a person driving or in the passenger seat of a car looks forward obliviously to the person in the seat behind him or her. Preferably when the car is in motion, the person in the back seat, "Asian", slides an item, i.e. a foot, penis, shoe, sandal, etc., into the slit between the backrest and the bottom cushion of the driver's seat so that it reaches the unsuspecting victim's ass.
(in the backseat of a car)
Guy: Hey Carl, when we get on the highway, give Max the sneaky asian. He won't see it coming.

Carl: Haha, alright. Let's just hope he doesn't crash.

Max: What are you guys talking about back there??
by Hammerwang June 3, 2008
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sneaky panda

first of all i would like to point out that all these definitions are completely wrong. a sneaky panda is a mythical creature rumored to leap from bushes and ejaculate onto unsuspecting passerby's faces.
the common misconception is that a "sneaky panda" is a sexual act between two partners. when the male is pounding the female from behind, pulls out and spits on her back to make her think he just came. but then flips her over and pops in her face. this act however, is actually properly called the"philly fake-out"
"my relationship with my girlfriend hasn't been the same since she was sneaky panda-ed."
by savory one April 4, 2009
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sneaky panda

when you have a guy banging a chick in the ass and you replace the guy with a panda
my friend did a sneaky panda to his girlfriend
by alex chchifbvj February 25, 2008
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Extra Sneaky Castro

A sexual endeavor in which the male participant informs the female that he will be performing a "Sneaky Castro", but instead of wasting a perfectly good Cuban cigar, inserts his finger and carries on similarly top the Sneaky Castro.
That ho's poosay is so worn she couldnt even tell if I gave her an Extra Sneaky Castro.
by ClovenHoovedBeast March 11, 2009
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