soapy spuffwank

a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.

I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank

by i'm cocknose till i die January 15, 2009

Spuffy

n. The momentary full body muscular contraction immediately following the action of an early morning bladder release or the act of yawning.

No I'm not seizing. That was just a spuffy.

by PlatinumLuthier September 15, 2011

Shluff

To fuck.

I'm shluffin' that bitch as we speak.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

spliffed

a cat in manchester england

spliffed the cat is not to smoke a cat!

by troyka August 29, 2003

spliff

it iz ah bigg ass blunt wit weed alone no fuckin tobacco.
biggup trinidad an tobago

if i hav ah once ah weed i go put all in one bigg ass SPLIFF

by smokey smoke November 30, 2007

Spliff

To seep through fabric. Also to squeeze through very tight areas, such as pants and one's legs.

Jesse: "Dude you just made a doodie in your pantaloons"
Mitchell: "I know. It appears to be spliffing through the seams"

Michael the Happy Squirrel: "Dude get away from me. Your rectum-cake seems to be spliffing all over my fur"

by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 14, 2006

splaff

A marijuana joint laced with acid

My friend dbase smoked a splaff, tripped balls, spent the night in a hospital and died for a moment.

by vegasjoe May 26, 2007