sleeve of wizard

classified also as meat curtains, these vagina lips hang so low that you can hide a village in there. cautionn it's probably moldy.

paris hilton
britney spears
pamela anderson

and about 85 other treadless celebrity vaginas are classified as this..

best to avoid at all costs.

eww shes such a ho. her vagina lips hang low like sleeve of wizard

by lacking in the cracking May 20, 2010

poser sleeve

A half sleeve on the forearm.

dude look at that kids poser sleeve and snakebites
what a faggot

by poopoop123 January 16, 2009

Sleepy PP

Sleepy PP is perhaps the most infamous pedophile in American history. According to folklore, he would travel from village to village, sneaking into homes and fondling the penises of young boys while they slept. Children would report hearing the words "Sleepy PP" whispered into their ear before awakening to an empty room.

Encounters with Sleepy PP precede the English settlement of America in the early 1600s. He is depicted in several Native American petroglyphs throughout the western United States. His story is often told around campfires as "The Legend of Sleepy PP".

American pop band, The Monkees, wrote a song about Sleepy PP titled "Nightmare Believer" which featured lyrics, "Goodbye, Sleepy PP / Oh don't touch my wee wee" but were forced by their record company to change the title to "Daydream Believer" and lyrics changed to "Cheer up, Sleepy Jean / Oh what can it mean. Nevertheless, the song reached No. 1 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart in December 1967.

After being the first boy at the sleepover to fall asleep, Robert was paid a visit by the spirit of Sleepy PP.

I heard the words "Sleepy PP" whispered into my ear and a cold fist wrapped around the shaft of my penis; when I awoke, no one was there. Goodbye, Sleepy PP.

by Sleepy PP October 7, 2019

Wet Sleeve

when you make out with a chick and you are wearing a long sleeved shirt or sweater and you rub the spit off your mouth on to the collar or sleeve and some one feels it.

wtf, ewwwww u have a wet sleeve from making out with her.

by ineedsomecashforgold1000 November 23, 2009

Sleepy Peepee

When you are so drunk you fall asleep after fornication with a partner, and forget mandatory bladder relief. While sleeping you release a raging torrent of urine onto "said" victim. Upon waking up to the smell of asparagus, you make a quick exit.

Damn Steve has perfected the 'ol sleepy peepee so well the girl thought she pissed herself.

by Kaninja June 2, 2005

burrito sleeve

A latex sleeve into which your beefy burrito snugly fits, so none of your sauce drips into your woman's lips.

Don: "C'mere, baby, Donnie's gonna make you feel like a real woman tonight."
Mel: "Whatever...just wrap that thang in a burrito sleeve first, big boy."

by StevieTheOldFrigginFart September 26, 2017

Wizard Sleeves

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.

1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!

by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009