mini skirt 

only the best item of clothing like EVER omg it totally rules and guys love it UNLESS you r a man or have FAT legs

wow your miniskirt is sooo gorgy (said the guy)

mini skirt by efa May 13, 2005

yellow skirt split 

When you have sex with an asian girl with a skirt on and you have her stand on her head open her legs and you saddle her and fuck her by squatting up and down.

I heard Avery's boyfriend got her to do a yellow skirt split last night

yellow skirt split by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009

Skort 

A hybrid between a skirt and shorts. Often sold at Gap Kids instead of a real skirt for want of seeming non-risque. Often worn by individuals who are: a)Afraid of flashing someone thus embaressing themselves b)Hopelessly uncool c) doesn't HAVE any skirts to wear so they ATTEMPT to look cool through the wearing of a skort. And remember children, skorts are,and always will be, a fashion faux pas.

Word for the Wise: NEVER wear skorts at a fab summer barbeque. It's social suicide.

Skort by MythKid07 January 20, 2006

mini skirt 

what dumb cunts wear, providing easier acces which allows the dumb cunts to have sex 10 times faster

Bill wears a mini skirt in jail

mini skirt by g unit April 9, 2004

Skirt Steak 

An older ladies Vaginal region

she was older than I was used to so her pussy was more like a skirt steak than a strip steak

Skirt Steak by He got steak March 4, 2005

cheese skirt 

When you get sweaty and you get a chunky mold around your genitals. Normally, has an unscratchable itch and a immense odor, similar to moldy cheese.

Guy 1: "What's that smell?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I've got a bad case of cheese skirt"

cheese skirt by I_Like_Boys January 4, 2015

bouncing lacey in a skirt 

slutty hoe that bounces around with her legs spread showing off her thong and ass.

look at bouncing lacey in a skirt...she's so cool.

bouncing lacey in a skirt by bitchtits and sand paper face August 7, 2005