shampow

To repeatitly punch a $1000 prostitute in the face who's biting your tongue and won't let go.

So how did you get her to let go?
SHAMPOW!!- she never saw it comin

by DickMagnet March 31, 2009

shampoop

When you take a crap, clean up, and then realize.. ugh, I guess I wasn't done after all. shit, wipe, repeat.

A: Dude, you OK? You were in there an hour.
D: Yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. Had to shampoop 4 times!

by littlerabbit4 August 28, 2014

shimp

A chimp with a shirt on.

Look at that schimp.

by Andy Carolan April 13, 2005

shemp

Shemp pretty much means that something is less than expected or skimped. Anytime you get less than what you expect it is considered shemp. This term was used in the Lake Tahoe/ Northern California area in the Mary Jane subcultures.

Dude WTF, that sack dimeboy hooked up the other night was shemp as fuck. Kick down!

by skatz442 February 4, 2009

Shampooing

getting carried away having 'fun' in the shower by your self

sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing

by Prosititue user November 19, 2009

shemp

like a dog

got merfed like a shemp on that girl

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

shimp

A small African rhino white in color

Shimp you mothershimper

by Shimp off November 4, 2003