gone pear-shaped

gained weight; got fatter

" Man, she used to be hot, but since that Freshman 15, she's gone pear-shaped.

by Shle June 26, 2004

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you got sharked!

it's the act of clowning on a friend by pretending to give him dabs, or pound, or any handshake, then suddenly takes it away & makes a sharks fin on the forehead. trust me, it is a lot funnier went you are drunk.

as i was leaving work, i was shaking hands with co-workers and then i saw this guy who just messes with me a lot. i put my hand out to shake his hand, i pulled back & said " you got sharked!" everybody just started laughing so much, but only a few people get the joke.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 2, 2009

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Heart shaped drum

A phrase I personally have made up. It could simbolise a persons love for music or someone.

"Heart shaped drums give a broken and hollow sound."

"He's playing those drums like they were heart shaped."

by Barney St.Anton August 19, 2007

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shraped

to be shot for the fact that you will then raped afterward. This is not a very pleasent event because it will be very painful.

Man that white guy just got shraped by them gangsters!

by The Middle of the Night January 20, 2009

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Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 29, 2009

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