severna park

THANKS TO PEOPLE WHO POST THINGS LIKE "Home of the severna park falcons who kickass in every sport, especially field hockey.
Rich snobs are the best, and we know it. Don't try to steal our side pony tail posers. They wish they could be like us and know that a non-parkie's life costs the same as our rolex!" EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF SEVERNA PARK HATES US. THANKS TO YOU WE HAVE A SNOBBY REPUTATION. SO GET OVER YOURSELVES..WE MIGHT BE RICH AND SMART AND GOOD AT some SPORTS..BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER PLACES WHO ARE THE SAME WAY. SO STOP ACTING LIKE PRICKS AND THEN MAYBE PEOPLE WILL STOP GIVING YOU CRAP FOR BEING THE WAY YOU ACTUALLY ARE.

nice people do live in severna park..and we are extremely ashamed of those snobby ones.

by non-snob parkie March 11, 2005

Selver

Thick ass bitch with a heart just as big, loves to get battried.

Guy: Selver low-key thick ngl
Guy2: Bruh I would go for her but she fr battri

by eatasssssssssssssssssss January 16, 2020

Severance Fuck

Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.

Sarah? Fuck what she says, she still owes me a Severance Fuck.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

severna park

severna park REALLY isn't that great. i hope i don't shock any of you by saying that we basically live in a vacuum and that your parents are probably making you apathetic, self-centered, self-important, greedy people by raising you here. SORRY! i personally can't wait to go to college and go out into the real world. i'm sure i'm not the only person who feels this way.

i was raised in severna park and now i face depression because i can't afford a lexus and/or the latest coach bag.

another fine example would be:

we vacation in the bahamas every summer and i drive a bmw, yet we somehow can't afford to go anywhere but aacc.

ouch... i know it hurts

by 123 go SP! May 9, 2005

severna park

Ah, Severna Park, also known as "SPARK," and its inhabitants are known as "Parkies" or "SPLAXERS4LIFE!." What a quaint little town of 30,000 people, and about 6 of those are minorities. The popped collar to non-popped collar ratio is approximatly 1580:7.

A X-mas List for the average Parkie:

Hottest Lax Stick. GO SP LAX WOO-HOO! GO CARIN!! WE LOVE YOU CARIN!!!!

a pink mini iPod for all my new Gavin Degraw songs. GO GAVIN! WE LOVE U!!!

The same VERA BRADLEY BAG that everyone has. GO VERA!!

Hollister shirt!! I LOVE HOLLI!!

But Santa, my real wish is to go to Severn. Alas, we spent all that money on my Lax stick. GO SP LAX!!! GO CARIN!! GO FALCONS!!!!!

by LEP rocks!! May 9, 2005

severia

a all around tough girl usually a goth type who has a glare that could cut through ice. sharp tongued and ill tempered but loyal once you prove your worth her time. isn't a person of light or dark but the essence of both. the name comes from the masculine name severus in latin such as the emperor severus in rome the name essentially means strong of will as well as severe. very smart and sarcastic

i am glad that severia is my friend cus i wouldn't want to get on her bad side

severia is one of those myserious people who are intriguing enough to gain many a following

by severia prince May 1, 2011

Seaver

A cute boy that can surprise you

Omg....my bf got me flowers for my bday,he's such a Seaver

by PillowFace101 March 29, 2016