Senioritis

Senioritis is a disease that affects approximately 95% of the senior population during their second (and last) semester of high school after receiving acceptance letters from the colleges/unversities of their choice. During this time, affected persons may experience lack of motivation, a major decline in fucks to give, and a burning passion to get the hell out of high school.

John: I haven't handed in that Biology assignment yet.
Mallory: That was due 3 weeks ago!
John: It's not me, it's the senioritis.

by princess787 May 21, 2017

senior kitizen

A cat that is 15 years old or older

My senior kitizen has Kataracts

by Madch1ld July 15, 2017

seniorcide

A person entering old age who would and rather kill themself than grow old in some nursing home.

I'll commit seniorcide before I am stuck in a diaper in a nursing home somewhere"

by Deelang May 3, 2018

Senioritis

When your in your very last years in college, where your emotionally drained, you have no care in the world, anything and everything irritates you, you often skip class, lazy and tired aren't even the worst of it. A student will find himself/herself lazy and very sleepy. Your emotionally, physically and mentally drained. You tend to skip doing homework and try and stall by doing something else.

A college student who has senioritis would find themselves sleeping in their cars more when they should be at work and or in class.

by princess_ohana May 16, 2018

SENIOR ERNESTO

WHEN YOUR STRUGGLING TO GET A SENIOR QUOTE BEFORE THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 27, 2018 AND CANT CHOOSE ANYTHING CAUSE YOUR GAYNESS AIN'T THINKING STRAIGHT (heheheh I'm punny XD) IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU STAND OUT SO YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A WORD ON URBAN DICTIONARY EXPRESSING YOUR TROUBLES JUST TO GET SOMETHING INTERESTING.

AND HOW DARE THE YEARBOOK PEOPLE LIMIT US TO 45 CHARACTERS INCLUDING SPACES LIKE DA FUCK IS THAT SOGGY BALONEY. UGH. I HATE EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY GIRLFRIEND BRITTNEY CAUSE SHE RULES, MY BEST FRIEND IVON CAUSE SHE'S RAD AS FUCK, AND MY HOE ISABELLE CAUSE SHE THAT BITCH THAT KEEPS IT REAL. ALSO I LOVE SHANE DAWSON. -SINCERELY, THAT GAY FRIEND

Did you look up that word Bob, the one named SENIOR ERNESTO. Its..........interesting.

by HoeassErnie September 26, 2018

Senioritas

When an individual during their senior year is at risk of failing and not graduating due to them being a fucking around.

Joey has the worst senioritas, but he can pull through

by Rodger6969 October 11, 2018

senior sleaze

A term used at certain schools where the seniors play a game as to who can sleep with the most girls that are sophomores or under. Bonus points if she’s younger than a sophomore!

Does Sam really like that freshman girl, Maddi?
Nah man, he’s trying to win the senior sleaze.

by Fax December 2, 2018