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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
mugGet the I am not the sum total of my search queriesmug.
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Boyfriend is a young, light-skinned man with spiky cyan hair and a confident expression. He wears a magenta-white T-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy dark blue pants, pink-red sneakers with magenta-white shoelaces and soles as well as black dots on the quarters, and a backward pink-red cap with a dark blue brim. He holds a bluish gray microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket. He is drawn in a chibi style, giving the impression that he is very small and/or disproportionate.

During Week 4, his hair gets blown around as a result of standing on a moving car.

During Week 5, he wears a red parka with white fur, light blue pants and light brown snow boots, to suit the Christmas theme.

During Week 6 and as the opponent of the unused song Test, his regular appearance is brightened and rendered in pixel art style. He also moves his mic differently.

During the last track of Week 7, he holds Girlfriend up by the waist with his left hand.
woah did you know Boyfriend is a young, light-skinned man with spiky cyan hair and a confident expression. He wears a magenta-white T-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy dark blue pants, pink-red sneakers with magenta-white shoelaces and soles as well as black dots on the quarters, and a backward pink-red cap with a dark blue brim. He holds a bluish gray microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket. He is drawn in a chibi style, giving the impression that he is very small and/or disproportionate.

During Week 4, his hair gets blown around as a result of standing on a moving car.

During Week 5, he wears a red parka with white fur, light blue pants and light brown snow boots, to suit the Christmas theme.

During Week 6 and as the opponent of the unused song Test, his regular appearance is brightened and rendered in pixel art style. He also moves his mic differently.

you found this probably through random search or google suggestions

During the last track of Week 7, he holds Girlfriend up by the waist with his left hand.
by SauceQuest31 December 29, 2022
mugGet the you found this probably through random search or google suggestionsmug.

me searching for who asked

A search for who asked, (Still Ongoing.)
I’m on max render distance and still can’t find who asked
“me searching for who asked.”
by h……………… July 31, 2022
mugGet the me searching for who askedmug.

Search for

The most annoying ad ever pop up on your own page when looking up definitions on this site.
Me sees "Search for Take an Autism Test"
Me: I ALREADY HAVE AUTISM

Me sees: "Search for The Dating Space for over 50"
Me: I NeVeR DaTe sorry

How annoying are these examples?
by irieomgfunny/面白い January 14, 2022
mugGet the Search formug.

Searching the clam for a pearl

To describe a girl masturbating
Becky last night was Searching the clam for a pearl
by Someone_knowledgeable January 22, 2021
mugGet the Searching the clam for a pearlmug.

Searching

And to my surprise there he was.. Nate Searching a that poor pig!
by RailGod July 13, 2023
mugGet the Searchingmug.

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