A big dick nigga that will leave you weak all day looks average but that dick is big af he will show you who is daddy.
by Allywitthefatty August 1, 2020
Get the Scomeer mug.When you slap someone’s neck near the chin. Once this is done, the balls-in-the-mouth counter starts and the only way to stop it is to cough. A harmless prank that usually is a fad between the Late elementary to middle school years and is considered immature after high school but is sometimes still incorporated when you just have to because the other people either don’t know about it or are sitting there with their neck wide open. *Sigh*
Rob: “Bro look at that spot on the ceiling!”
Also Rob: *Scoops Nick*
Nick: “Tf-?“
Rob: “1. 2. 3. 4-“
Nick: *Cough* *Eyeroll*
Also Rob: *Scoops Nick*
Nick: “Tf-?“
Rob: “1. 2. 3. 4-“
Nick: *Cough* *Eyeroll*
by LolIhavenocluetho August 12, 2020
Get the Scoop mug.by Brypo23 April 30, 2021
Get the Scoop Up mug.The act of rapidly and quietly removing oneself from a situation that is expected to turn bad imminently, and often, remaining out of sight whilst the worst of the situation unfolds.
A well crafted 'scomo' may be achieved by returning to the situation as others are executing remediation works and declaring the successes of recovery as one's own.
A masterful 'scomo' is achieved by exhibiting the features above, whilst also being the catalyst of the situation in the first place. Upon one's return, a successful disinformation campaign is waged that either blames others for the initiation of events preceding, or otherwise absolves one from any form of responsibility.
A well crafted 'scomo' may be achieved by returning to the situation as others are executing remediation works and declaring the successes of recovery as one's own.
A masterful 'scomo' is achieved by exhibiting the features above, whilst also being the catalyst of the situation in the first place. Upon one's return, a successful disinformation campaign is waged that either blames others for the initiation of events preceding, or otherwise absolves one from any form of responsibility.
Well, Gladys, I used accelerant on the BBQ again and set the garden waste you'd left by fence on fire. The fire got out of hand rather quickly, but I pulled a masterful scomo: I disappeared from the scene, pretending I was out for a run to the shop. I came back when the fire crew arrived, and once they’d extinguished the fire I ran in to congratulate them heartily. They didn’t seem best pleased, but I told them I don’t hold a hose and that it was the wife that left the BBQ idle from the previous night. Of course, I told Jenny, the neighbour, and the entire street of how my meticulous maintenance of our yard slowed the fire and saved both mine and the neighbour’s house from certain destruction. When the inspector turned up, I convinced him the child next door regularly plays with matches, and the authorities were most helpful in providing a report indicating the fire likely started due to lack of diligence from the neighbour!
by Hellion Wisp July 20, 2021
Get the Scomo mug.A game where two players (usually men) grab one’s man titty (in a non-homosexual way) then quickly proceed to cover their own so the scooped person cannot “scoop” them back. While you grab their man titty, you have to say “scoooop!”.Usually, this game is played when the person getting “scooped” is off-guard
by professionaltittygrabs April 2, 2022
Get the Scoop mug.Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
by sfgdfg June 30, 2008
Get the the scooping method mug.(v.) \ˈhip\ \ˈsküp\
The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
by Giorgio Palmiero January 23, 2011
Get the Hip Scoop mug.