santorum salad

A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.

"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"

by Herm Gomez August 22, 2007

salad with dressing on the side

A male pulls out, Ejaculates on the ass cheek of his choosing, and then eats the other persons ass.

Sex was feeling so good he pulled out and yelled I’ll have the salad with dressing on the side!

by RS THE PIG June 19, 2018

tossed salad with xtra ranch

When you cum in the asshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their ass and suck out and swallow the cum).

Joel -"I saw Jeff and Jays amauter Gay Porn I still can't get over the images of Jay doing the Tossed Salad with Xtra Ranch."

Dan- "Are you kidding me that shit was hot, I'd love to get in his Hidden Valley!"

by Droc the Bull November 24, 2016

Nut Salad

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.

“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”

by RickAndMorty69 January 17, 2019

Boo Boo Salad

A term used to describe an undesirable situation or set of circumstances.

Henry told Jeff that he had recently been let go from his job. Jeff replied, "that's boo boo salad bro. That's an all you can eat buffet of boo boo salad!"

by Hmuller November 4, 2014

salade

(n) A game played during recess invented by children in a Markham, Ontario Canada elementary school in the late 1980's.
An old soda pop can is kicked amongst the participants. If it goes between your legs, the other children are free to kick and beat on you until you run to a designated "safe" spot.

Here's and old can! Let's play some salade!

by keyshaw May 4, 2004

Dirty Salad Bar

When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.

(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)

"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)

by Meehoobee November 30, 2009