(куром насмех in Russian): when you do something so silly/stupid- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make laughing stock put of you
by Sexydimma May 30, 2022
Get the Chicken stockmug. The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
Get the Cock Stockmug. A soggy wet foot sitting in a boot full of blood for several days making a terrible smelling Boot Stock.
Just because your on blood thinners dale, does not mean you should leave your bad toe nail clip job to bleed out in your boot for days to make a Boot Stock!
by Muddygummybear December 27, 2023
Get the Boot Stockmug. by The guy that hates ethan January 23, 2024
Get the Ethan Stocksmug. 2 scores and 13 years ago, our nation was plagued with a severe case of the giggles. It was a difficult time for many as they could not control their laughter. However, one person was not affected and his name was Kirk. Kirk felt so alone, he couldn’t talk to anyone without them laughing. He felt like THE laughing stock of our nation. He went on to write about his tragic experience in what we know today as the laughing stock of 1972.
by Kirklaugh July 5, 2025
Get the The laughing stock of 1972mug. by Gôd_Hímšęłf June 15, 2018
Get the Stock-Fmug. The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
Get the The Crusty Stocking Stuffermug.