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sexy ptosis

The drooping of a girls eyelids which makes her look sexy, and sleepy at the same time.
“Dude did you see that girl Amy? There’s something about her that makes her look really hot.”

“Ye I know… it’s her sexy ptosis!”
by b3ar February 28, 2013
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Sexy Partial

1. For sluts who you don't trust with a real dick pic
2. A picture that exposes a small area of the private parts to illicit further interest without complete compromise
Dude she's so fucking sketchy, the only thing she's getting from me on snapchat is a sexy partial.

Omg, I got so wet thinking about what his dick looks like after he sent me a sexy partial.
by Townhouse 11 July 27, 2013
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sexy beast

That girl Mars from bowlofqueerios is one sexy beast!
by Floriduh April 15, 2010
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Sexy Losers

The greatest webcomic ever created. The author, known only as Hard, creates characters with abnormal mental or physical issues, such as necrophilism, the inability to get a date with a porn star, or being unable to suppress auto-erotic urges.
Luis: Ha-ha! I love Sexy Losers!
Davo: Yeah, Hard is the best! Ha-ha!
by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005
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belligerent sexy

To be so sexy that ones sexiness causes ruckus, rioting and unadulterated belligerentness do to the tremendous level of sexiness. Derrived from Jim Lahey's discription of sexy Julian on a stake out mission.
Jim Lahey: " The suspect was acting suspicious, as if he had something to hide, and is also guilty of being belligerent sexy, over and out Randy."

Randy : " Got it Mr. Lahey, over and out."
by prodigyofmind August 1, 2010
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(Sexy) Skorpion

You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.
Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!

Man: Okay

Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt

Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion
by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009
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Sexy Panda

A being who is so loveable and gives you the greatest cuddles. The sexy Panda is chubby but still hella sexy. The sexy panda is someone who will make you feel wonderful and good about yourself physically and mentally.
I got to cuddle with my sexy panda.
by angeldelamusique June 28, 2016
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